<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4797995862748211143</id><updated>2012-02-16T05:41:28.791-08:00</updated><category term='#smokingButts'/><title type='text'>AssHat Awards</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asshatawards.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4797995862748211143/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asshatawards.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dionn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://www.pirouettepartners.com/headshot.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4797995862748211143.post-8909045543810860584</id><published>2011-06-21T08:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-21T08:28:41.944-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='#smokingButts'/><title type='text'>Keep your Butts to Yourself Please!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dzFY7hXaE-I/TgC384DhGCI/AAAAAAAAA-Q/aofRgrAL_cA/s1600/255996_2178116371184_1195123450_2687406_2934278_o.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="239" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dzFY7hXaE-I/TgC384DhGCI/AAAAAAAAA-Q/aofRgrAL_cA/s320/255996_2178116371184_1195123450_2687406_2934278_o.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Congrats to our first Asshat Award winner! This nice lady, after ashing her way down the street out her window, parked in the parking lot at Riverplace Country Club at 8:45am this morning&amp;nbsp;and proceeded to drop her still smoldering cigarette on the ground. Nice. Real classy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4797995862748211143-8909045543810860584?l=asshatawards.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asshatawards.blogspot.com/feeds/8909045543810860584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://asshatawards.blogspot.com/2011/06/keep-your-butts-to-yourself-please.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4797995862748211143/posts/default/8909045543810860584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4797995862748211143/posts/default/8909045543810860584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asshatawards.blogspot.com/2011/06/keep-your-butts-to-yourself-please.html' title='Keep your Butts to Yourself Please!'/><author><name>Dionn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://www.pirouettepartners.com/headshot.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dzFY7hXaE-I/TgC384DhGCI/AAAAAAAAA-Q/aofRgrAL_cA/s72-c/255996_2178116371184_1195123450_2687406_2934278_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4797995862748211143.post-4151905425876878509</id><published>2011-06-21T07:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-21T07:44:51.100-07:00</updated><title type='text'>AssHat Awards</title><content type='html'>Seriously, what is wrong with people? How difficult is it to just extend common courtesy to your fellow people or not throw smoldering cigarette butts out your window...especially during drought conditions??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We know better than this...and if your mom saw you doing it, she would totally give you that look, spank you and/or send you to time out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;C'mon. Let's get our act together, shall we? If not, you might find yourself with a nice award.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4797995862748211143-4151905425876878509?l=asshatawards.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asshatawards.blogspot.com/feeds/4151905425876878509/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://asshatawards.blogspot.com/2011/06/asshat-awards.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4797995862748211143/posts/default/4151905425876878509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4797995862748211143/posts/default/4151905425876878509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asshatawards.blogspot.com/2011/06/asshat-awards.html' title='AssHat Awards'/><author><name>Dionn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://www.pirouettepartners.com/headshot.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
